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SUPER HEROS - Less is More.




SHROOMS -


TAGS: shrooms humor
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 3:57 pm
LoL...funny cartoon. 5/5


GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...


TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm

WOW!!
caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

LOL~~
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am
Submit to Dig My Dog site


MARINES -


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:31 pm
This is a fake that was debunked years ago. See Snopes website for article debunking.
boston - July 23, 2012, 3:06 pm
Not impossible....Similar incident happened to a poor soul who fell down a flight of steel steps after misapproating several electronic item from several rooms in army barracks in Germany...
Airman - April 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
with over 100,000 motifakes out there, it's impossible. I actually made one a month ago that was a duplicate of one I made 2 years ago! part of the fun of getting old
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 8:35 pm

That's a beauty, Airman. I wonder~~should we go back and look at years and years of posters to avoid making a duplicate? I don't know about you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 4:19 pm
there's always 123973 from 16 months ago
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 3:51 pm

This news article is a generated one, not a real one, I'm sure.
Tarapin - April 5, 2012, 12:35 pm
Spypengen: I hope you're being sarcastic. Everyone involved knows exactly what happened, including anyone who reads the report in the future. This is more of a report. "Heh heh, got it falling down!"
inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:19 pm
Thats Awesome
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am
cover up something*
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am
so the guy got a broken jaw broken leg missing teeth and multiple concusions from falling off the curb??? that sounds reasonable and not at all like the cop was trying to cove up somethin
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:20 pm

Ahem~~~you don't suppose the responding officers might have been ex-marines, do you? (grin)
JoannaBanana78 - March 31, 2012, 5:15 pm
I love it!!
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 10:55 am
Brilliant... "You mess with me; you mess with an entire army of WHOP-ASS" - mindset... =D


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which asses to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am

culos lives at ass level...and he seems pretty happy.


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(


HOW DO YOU EAT A FROG? - One leg over each ear. Mmmmm! Tastes like chicken.


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by WTFO

agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:17 am
Oh, baby! And either you or the frog will turn into a princess!


WELL CRAP -




RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


CHURCH -


TAGS: analogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am
Good One !


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - Damn Straight


GREAT HUNT -


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.


TAGS: humor osama
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

rmrm - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Spock had the same funeral :D
50cal - May 2, 2011, 1:01 pm
They should have launched his body into the sun. That was the world could see via telescope is body floating to the sun.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 11:06 am
he sleeps with the fishes
MilDoc - May 2, 2011, 11:01 am
R.I.P....Rest In Pieces?!?
Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:30 am
thought R.I.P. was police code for rape in progress?
CatEyes - May 2, 2011, 7:56 am
R.I.P. = Rapid Interment Program... hahahaha!
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 7:46 am
in peace? R.I.H. - rot in hell


IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.


YOUR CAT -


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...shits in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


MORTICIAN'S TIP -


TAGS: tombstone humor
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:13 am
This is hilarious, UP yours


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny sex texas boner obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)


MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.18/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


ETYMOLOGY -


TAGS: word origin humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - July 21, 2017, 7:08 pm

Fun with words! I lol'd
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 10:56 pm

Smart girl.
rerun - January 30, 2015, 8:01 pm

My visual aids refuses to come to those parties with me.
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 7:45 pm

Did you read the description text? You'll laugh. I promise!
Oldsod - January 30, 2015, 7:14 pm
That is amazing...5 L-Cups!


I WILL DO IT - I WILL TAKE THE RING INTO MORDOR


TAGS: mordor ring fat man
Rating: 2.48/5

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Mr. Shiny - November 22, 2010, 3:05 pm
This provided a short lived chuckle the first time I saw it.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
he may have traditional Hobbit underwear on, but he doesn't look like one. 1L
culos - November 22, 2010, 2:02 pm
CTRL-C, CTRL-V, saw this on 3 different picdumps today. 1L


SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


NAPALM -


TAGS: napalm morbid kitd
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:14 pm
Kids got all these crazy ideas on how to make it, and suffice to say.... it doesn't work. something tells me these whipper snappers are using something other than what they're saying :-/
M0rd3kaI - March 22, 2012, 6:33 am
I already voted this 5L, and despite what I'm going to say, it stays 5L... am I the only one who noticed this: #77590
MercAlert - March 11, 2012, 6:14 pm
Fire is the great purifier, and napalm, its muse (not to mention thermite). I like fire. :]
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 12:05 am
Smells like... Victory.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
and the 5mell in the morning!!


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!


TAGS: funny humor squirrel
Rating: 3.91/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:15 pm
Thanks.
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 10:12 pm
I love it! 5 lions from me!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:41 am
LOL! 5 lions


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic shit
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


MEASURES - A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never had his metal tested For your armor after battle tells the story of who you truly are


TAGS: armor knight truth
Rating: 4.62/5

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powla412 - November 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
I want to buy this poster. How do I do that?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you mean :"mettle"?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you means :"mettle"?
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:47 am
No comment required - 5L's well won, sir knight.


DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.


TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikeanasshole.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've photographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!


ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR. PLATO -


TAGS: memorial plato war dead
Rating: 4.73/5

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dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:50 pm
nice..though I've wanted to make this poster last month...
maoworks2 - May 25, 2012, 9:50 am
Heavy Stuff, Plato . Very Sad Picture.


WATCH DOG -




TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


TOMORROW - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.




EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.48/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so hot either
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


NO CONTEST -


TAGS: chess kickboxing computer opponent humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:52 pm
Wait 'til its big friends get a hold of your personal-info... And your bank account!


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


VELMA IS SEXY! - JINKIES!


TAGS: velma scooby doo scooby doo saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera
Rating: 2.48/5

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Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 2:01 pm
(shaking head in shame.) Been there, done her and got the t-shirt.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 9:30 am
I always DID like Velma more than Daphne...I knew she was hiding something (or 2 somethings) in that sweater!
doofenshmirtz - July 29, 2009, 9:16 am
DUUUDE!!!! That would be cool if that actually looked like velma except for the outfit. I am tempted to tunnel you and EPIC FAIL!!!


EVERY MORNING -


TAGS: morning
Rating: 4.6/5

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LeightonESmith - October 9, 2011, 2:14 am
Fight club is classic! m/


THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


THE MORE YOU STARE.... -


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.66/5

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Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


SUCKERS - There's one born every minute


TAGS: apple users are morons
Rating: 4.71/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:42 am
5 business degrees for you! ynuk ynuk


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Thedewd - October 20, 2017, 5:46 am
Two questions, if a guy is asked by his wife/girlfriend the answer should be an immediate NO! if he wants to live. 1. Do I look fat? 2. Is she prettier than me?
ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too damn far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L


WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -


TAGS: dogsled humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm
lol


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

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steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


WHEN THE BEER IS GONE -


TAGS: cook humor
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 9:43 pm

Well, yes. I noticed that myself. It should simply have said, "Men think about two things. Be one of them."
carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 5:14 am
when the beer is gone...repeat the first rule...hehehe


COOKOUTS IN AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: shrimp barbie humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm
Ha!
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm

Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm

Thankee!
Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!


SENSE OF HUMOR - Someone didn't have one and someone else is going to need one


TAGS: car humor
Rating: 4.57/5

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lolilikepie - February 8, 2014, 12:33 am
minecraft...it begins to get its revenge
Bolverk3778 - January 20, 2013, 10:47 am
At the very least the pickaxe swinger showed the restraint to damage a replaceable object and not someones skull.
koloheiole - January 19, 2013, 3:31 am
Do you think the shoudl axe him for his info?
dporter8462 - January 18, 2013, 4:07 pm
um.. I would say that is angry wife damage. I am guessing it hubby's car or his girlfriend's
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:48 pm
Angry husband, but who's car?
robbidos - January 18, 2013, 11:02 am
i guess they picked the wrong person to upset.


RUMORS -


TAGS: rumor haters fools ignorants
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:30 pm
and ignored by smart ones...
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 10:13 pm
How true. Just last night, I read a news story about a Chinese restaurant in the UK whose business has gone down 20% due to a false rumor that someone chocked on a retired greyhound's microchip in their food


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!


MORNING - The 'Me' Who Wakes Up In The Morning Has Zero Respect For The 'Me' Who Set The Alarm Last Night


TAGS: morning alarm wakes me
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:39 pm
I am Jack's wasted morning.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:23 am
That could work as well, but some mornings I feel like doing more to the other 'me' than just looking at him and freaking the hell out of him
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:19 pm
I would have thought more like green goblin/Norman osbourne in Spiderman. Staring through a mirror with a demented look on his face.
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
Thanks :) and although the person reading this goes "hell ye5" I had to go "Hell NO" to get it lol, still, thanks :)
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:12 pm
Awe5ome. this is one of those ones that makes you go "hell ye5"
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:38 pm
Definitely! lol Fight Club
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:36 pm
who could then split in two and autokill himself xD
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:29 pm
oh, then it's shotgun matters... for sure
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:27 pm
and especially when your me who set the alarm went to bed a odd hours...
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thanks... and I feel the same in the mornings lol
mariand - August 7, 2011, 2:32 pm
hahaha... very funny...I have no time to hate myself so early 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:14 pm
I think I already did that a few times
fatelvis - August 7, 2011, 2:12 pm
2:30 am alarm, there are days I want to shoot that other me!
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 11:53 am
:D Thanks
Cloudchaser - August 7, 2011, 11:50 am
Voting 5L for the 9th vote because this is so fricken' true!


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat hot dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. Assuming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT - The escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s


TAGS: geek humor fat
Rating: 4.89/5

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 12:10 pm
Bazinga!!!
fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:15 am
Prof. Hawking: He can't speak, but he can sling sophomoric jokes just as well as Sean Connery.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 7:02 pm

NICE TWIST ON AN OLD JOKE....5!'S
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 6:57 pm
i feel sad that actually get this. 5L's


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: wyoming cows humor
Rating: 4.62/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2012, 10:30 pm

Everybody wears flip flops here! I know people who wear them 12 months a year.
Greeny - February 17, 2012, 10:29 pm
flip-flops in Wyoming? I don't think so... too many goat-heads.


WRITER'S BLOCK -




  -


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.45/5

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WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all assholes, regardless.


LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


BLUE DUCK - da ba dee da ba die


TAGS: blue duck humor humour
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Blue Duck

Roamer - October 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
Pfft, Blue Duck is for posers. All hail Afro Duck... (I'll post it later)
Truth Teller - October 10, 2008, 4:18 pm
I has a blue duck... Your argument is invalid.
Billy - October 10, 2008, 4:15 pm
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 18, 2008, 12:57 am
Yeah, I'm like Horton the elephant from Horton Hears A Who, except I only hear, you know...voices.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:35 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front means what he says and says what he means!


"THANK YOU" - The only two words that describe the meaning of Memorial Day.


TAGS: memorial day
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:04 pm
Thanks uncle Cuddy...bet I'm older, saltier and uglier than you!!!
Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 4:55 pm
Are you thanking the DEAD or Vets?Memorial Day honors the DEAD who died fighting for our country. VETERAN's day honors our vets who came back heroes. Just a history lesson from Uncle Cubby


DAVID BOWIE -


TAGS: humor david bowie disappointed
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:48 pm

DB was Bill Kalutz before Bill was Bill


INGENUITY -


TAGS: patriotism humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

jBurk - March 4, 2013, 2:40 pm
Please know that Federal Law prohibits any ordinances banning the American flag from being flown. President Bush passed this law after 9-11. Good post though.
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:42 pm
Give Me That Apple Pie, Please !
lgvernon - May 7, 2012, 5:30 pm

Thank you~~
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 5:13 pm
Awe5ome! A double 'high five' at that, since this is also the FIRST to go on my list of Favs.


DON'T MESS WITH ME, BUD -


TAGS: horses humor
Rating: 4.48/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
His little pony...


BE PREPARED -




WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.




SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

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RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


REPUTATION - A man has three names: the one he inherits, the one his parents give him and the one he makes for himself.


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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WTFO - October 15, 2012, 2:31 am
A compliment like that from you is a true honor. Thanks, bud.
rerun - October 14, 2012, 10:32 am

still amongst the best
WTFO - March 29, 2011, 12:29 am
Thank you. Glad you liked it (as well as the others who voted high lion numbers).
CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 8:56 am
5 lions... Well played


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am
It's true. Turkeys have awesome breasts. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all breasts, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am
Nice! 5 lions


1915 -




MEMORY -


TAGS: memory enemy
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:25 am
What Was That ?
CloudchaserS - March 7, 2012, 9:03 am
The real problem is obsessing about bad thoughts. For example, worrying about whether or someone we upset years ago is still mad at us.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




KINDNESS... - ...is its own reward. However, cruelty gets you new boots.


TAGS: funny dark humor
Rating: 3.29/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 3:39 am
That seal's too old to smack. It's coat has already turned.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
Disgusting, and I hate to see this poster "re-surface".
barraclous - November 14, 2011, 8:17 pm
pretty darn good. spicy and dark meat. i'm from a seal hunter comunoty
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:01 pm
i wonder what Seal-burger taste like?
otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 11:15 am
Just remember: the warranty is void if seal is broken.


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


POLYAMORY IS WRONG -


TAGS: grammar nazis irritate and distract the humor
Rating: 4.43/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 29, 2010, 2:58 am
This is an excellent point. Also, bonus points for a linguistic joke.
pieman - January 27, 2010, 10:19 am
Sick you are like a snapple. I enjoyed this and learned something today. :-p


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: iwo jima memorial marines
Rating: 4.42/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 12:58 am
Actually, turns out that's a false rumor that's been around for a long time.


SQUIRRELS - They have nuts.




AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

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GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


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